Storms over the mountain
Friday, October 01, 2004
This message brought to you in part by Hermes messenger service, for your delivery needs call Hermes, he'll treat you like a God.
It's a telegram from HIGH up the mountain folks -
Zeus loaded his quiver a couple days ago folks, and nobody really knows why. Do not approach him to ask, the last person to do so got zapped! Zeus is very busy, do not interrupt him. He has two new treatises of law to hand down next week and he is working very hard on them.
Also, Zeus has been really emotional since he got the new report on his followers. He had the graph upside down and has decided nobody believes in him any more. He's a basket case, I am telling you. Evidently there was a spat with Hera that didn't exactly go over well either.
Expect heavy rains by Sunday with sunny skies ahead. Just don't take his name in vein or you to may get the bolt. - ZAP - MUAhahahahahaha
posted by ZEUS @ 2:24 PM,
